Blog Writing, Journaling Stuff, Layouts, Backlinks, Breadcrumbs, Keywords, SEO! ..... not an effing clue me!
I am just going to write some stuff, post some pics, bore you a little and hopefully make experienced people mad at my amateurish attempt at a website.
Yes there will be spelling mishtakes, gramer mis-takes, picture size errors, word spacing and font errors, the list will continue!
Life is too short …(more than ever now we have stumbled into the middle/later section of life) … to worry about pleasing everyone, the wife , the neighbours, or anyone really!
I'm A Self Taught Web Designer, And All Round IT Expert.
I think you may be able to tell that I spent thousands of pounds and countless hours learning how to build the perfect site, how to utilise WordPress and Elementor to its full extent … I think you’ll agree the results certainly speak for themselves.
If there are any multi-national conglomerates (see, I know some big posh words) that need a professional looking site built, then I’m your man/woman/thing/heshe/offended himher.
Alternatively just wait a few years and I will be banging out $5000 courses showing you how to be an online guru, or perhaps you can pay me a mere $50 a month to access my inner rectum …sorry I meant my inner sanctum, where you can learn everything that is already freely available on YouTube.
You Must Have A Niche. Make Mine Cheese And Ham!
You have to have a Niche so you can have “Authority” in your field and people will trust whatever you write and see you as a friend that can be trusted, build a large community with a common interest …then build a simple ebook or some such twattery that you can sell to your new found friends with the aim of selling them more aimless junk in the future.
Dominate in your niche, annihilate the competition, destroy the nearest challenger, obliterate all hopes and dreams of them ever reaching your level of competence ….. kick them right in the nuts then shite in their shopping bag!
I'll Just Carry On And Change Everything Later When I Wise Up!
“WHAT EVER”
…. I love that phrase, it carries so much power in a conversation to cancel out reason, experience, skill, or rational explanation of why a complete beginner and rank amateur blog writer would go against every bit of advice from experts and gurus.
We will see who has the last laugh in several years time when I rank number 1 on Ask Jeeves and have multiple followers on Friends Re-United.
Slap a big one Google ! (it’s fine, I can say that because this will never get read by anyone but me because of bad SEO etc…)
! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !
Help me baffle the Kookle Algorithm! PLEASE SHARE this site with anyone and everyone you think might get at least 5 seconds of middle-aged joy from it.
This site—complete with its chaotic spelling, grammar blunders, questionable layout, and blog posts that defy all logic—is everything a ‘successful’ blog shouldn’t be. And that’s where you come in: I need all the help I can get!
Once I turn this masterpiece into a global brand and rake in £10,000 a month, I’ll reward my loyal supporters in a way they’ll never forget. (something liked a signed picture from my dog)
Thanks a bunch for your support!