CONTACT US
You can bother us at.
notdeadyet@midlifestuff.com
PHONE NUMBER
666-3629 , if you know , you know!
LOCATION
Usually in my armchair - reflecting, moaning,looking at the interstuff or thinking what to do.
MEET THE TEAM THAT DOESN'T EXIST!
TOURETTES TERRY
Foul mouthed old codger
Keeps his nuts to himself.
Hates Broccoli.
Never happy unless he’s unhappy!
GINGER SWINGER
Grumpy, just plain grumpy!
Likes nothing more than a staring competition.
Works out, so we leave him alone.
RANDY CODGER
Hobbies include – booze, filthy stories, and laughing like Sid James.
Always wears odd socks to bed.
CHRISTINA CLUNCHBUCKET
Always stares in the mirror and wonders how she managed to keep her childlike beauty.
Spends 3 hours a day doing her makeup.
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