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A New Blogger Defying the Norm!.. Disaster!
Blog Writing, Journaling Stuff, Layouts, Backlinks, Breadcrumbs, Keywords, SEO! ….. not an effing clue me! I am just going to write some stuff,  post some pics, bore you a little and hopefully make...
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LOOKING AT THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
LOOKING AT THE MAN IN THE MIRROR That First Look At Your Reflection Is Always A Delight! It happens every morning, get out of bed all blurry eyed, stumble half awake into the bathroom for the customary...
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Cooking for Middle-Aged Men: A Survival Guide for Solo Nights
Cooking for Middle-Aged Men: A Survival Guide for Solo Nights So, here we are. The wife is doing a disappearing act for the night, off doing something she’s conveniently labeled as “essential.” Maybe she’s...
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SMELLY TROTTERS, THE JOY OF STINKY MIDLIFE FEET!
SMELLY TROTTERS – THE JOY OF STINKY MIDLIFE FEET! You know those adverts where the girl slowly rubs an oily moisturising mix into her already perfectly manicured feet whilst sensually oooing and...
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SLEEP - OR LACK OF IT, MIDDLE AGED MIDNIGHT MAYHEM!
The (Not So) Sweet Science of Sleep   Sleep. That mythical state of bliss we all supposedly achieve every night. Or so they say. In reality, most of us just stare at the ceiling, counting the cracks and...
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THE DREADED MID LIFE CRISIS IN MEN
Midlife Crisis: The Unavoidable Misery of the Middle-Aged Male… Or Female… Or Undecided So, you’re having a midlife crisis eh? Fancy that. You don’t know whether to be angry, sad, or just accept...
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