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A New Blogger Defying the Norm!.. Disaster!

November 23, 2024

Blog Writing, Journaling Stuff, Layouts, Backlinks, Breadcrumbs, Keywords, SEO! ….. not an effing clue me! I am just going to write some stuff, post some pics, bore you a little and hopefully make...

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Cooking for Middle-Aged Men: A Survival Guide for Solo Nights

January 14, 2025

Cooking for Middle-Aged Men: A Survival Guide for Solo Nights So, here we are. The wife is doing a disappearing act for the night, off doing something she’s conveniently labeled as “essential.” Maybe she’s...

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Body and Mind

SMELLY TROTTERS, THE JOY OF STINKY MIDLIFE FEET!

November 27, 2024

SMELLY TROTTERS – THE JOY OF STINKY MIDLIFE FEET! You know those adverts where the girl slowly rubs an oily moisturising mix into her already perfectly manicured feet whilst sensually oooing and...

Body and Mind

SLEEP - OR LACK OF IT, MIDDLE AGED MIDNIGHT MAYHEM!

November 28, 2024

The (Not So) Sweet Science of Sleep Sleep. That mythical state of bliss we all supposedly achieve every night. Or so they say. In reality, most of us just stare at the ceiling, counting the cracks and...

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Body and Mind

THE DREADED MID LIFE CRISIS IN MEN

December 19, 2024

Midlife Crisis: The Unavoidable Misery of the Middle-Aged Male… Or Female… Or Undecided So, you’re having a midlife crisis eh? Fancy that. You don’t know whether to be angry, sad, or just accept...

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The 10 Most Agonizing Middle-Aged Man Struggles - Must-Read!

December 20, 2024

The Top 10 Middle-Aged Man Issues: Welcome to the Midlife Circus Welcome to the first 10 issues that popped into my head…as you know there are PLENTY more! …. probably enough for a series of...

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