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A New Blogger Defying the Norm!.. Disaster!
Blog Writing, Journaling Stuff, Layouts, Backlinks, Breadcrumbs, Keywords, SEO! ….. not an effing clue me! I am just going to write some stuff,  post some pics, bore you a little and hopefully make...
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SMELLY TROTTERS, THE JOY OF STINKY MIDLIFE FEET!
SMELLY TROTTERS – THE JOY OF STINKY MIDLIFE FEET! You know those adverts where the girl slowly rubs an oily moisturising mix into her already perfectly manicured feet whilst sensually oooing and...
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SLEEP - OR LACK OF IT, MIDDLE AGED MIDNIGHT MAYHEM!
The (Not So) Sweet Science of Sleep   Sleep. That mythical state of bliss we all supposedly achieve every night. Or so they say. In reality, most of us just stare at the ceiling, counting the cracks and...
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THE DREADED MID LIFE CRISIS IN MEN
Midlife Crisis: The Unavoidable Misery of the Middle-Aged Male… Or Female… Or Undecided So, you’re having a midlife crisis eh? Fancy that. You don’t know whether to be angry, sad, or just accept...
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The 10 Most Agonizing Middle-Aged Man Struggles - Must-Read!
The Top 10 Middle-Aged Man Issues: Welcome to the Midlife Circus Welcome to the first 10 issues that popped into my head…as you know there are PLENTY more! …. probably enough for a series of...
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Happy New Year My Arse
New Year, Same BS. So here we are again, teetering on the edge of another year. That bloody Xmas thing has only just relieved itself over us and now its New Years time to rub it in. The desperate cries...
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Top 100 Mid Life Hobbies
Top 100 Middle Age Hobbies : Because Who Needs Free Time Anyway? Hobbies…. those things you used to do when you had spare time, enthusiasm and available cash ….  and ….. “before...
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