BEST BLOG EVER!
You may want to » READ THIS « before continuing …it may explain a few things about this site in general!
When Did All This happen!
When did we become a walking Encyclopedia of Aches and Pains…. ever wonder why your knee clicks when you walk? I’ve even started doing a “Gangster Limp” (Google it) due to hip niggles!
At what stage did we become Masters of unwanted Mild Sarcasm and Eye Rolls, we love it, even if we are the only ones that find them remotely funny!
We’ve morphed into Professional Procrastinators! perfecting the art of putting things off until the last minute, and we are here to share our limited wisdom….and yes I said Procrastinator while giggling like a little schoolboy.
Expanding waistline, Receding Hair, Sensible Shoes, Forgetfulness, ..Basically just realizing you’re not 21 anymore….Suck It Up as there’s plenty more!
WHAT YOU WILL FIND HERE
Life Stuff And A Plentiful Supply of BS For The Over 40s
Tales of Midlife Muckups : Maybe a few stories that confirm you’re not alone in this un-nerving awkward stage of life.
Wisdom Nuggets (or Rants as I call them ) : general thoughts on life stuff, love stuff, and the pursuit of not dropping food down your freshly cleaned shirt. ( EVERY TIME! )
Maybe some views or reviews on stuff we have bought or tried, good or bad!
Other general grumbling about stuff that doesn’t matter but we like to go on about it anyway!
…all from a middle aged, mid term, pot bellied, hairy eared, wrinkly faced perspective.
And deffinately some Moaning, Grizzling, Loud Exhaling and more Moaning! (sort of like those films you used to secretly watch when you were younger! but different!)
! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !
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Once I turn this masterpiece into a global brand and rake in £10,000 a month, I’ll reward my loyal supporters in a way they’ll never forget. (something liked a signed picture from my dog)
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