MidLife Stuff
When did this all happen!
Midlife Laughs!
DO YOU PASS THE MIDDLE AGE TEST?
Have you just walked in from the kitchen balancing a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive, plonked yourself down in an armchair and exhaled a loud
” AAHHHHHHH THAT’S BETTER! “
well then you have stumbled across the right site for midlife laughs!
Here we celebrate everything about us that is “middle”, slightly worn, starting to corrode, aching and slightly not what it used to be.
Along with NEW stuff, things, whatnots, challenges and changes that happen along the way!
If you’re fed up reading those “youthful” blogs about doing 10 sets of bicep curls whilst eating avacado on high protein vegan bread while listening to a podcast about how to be a millionare in 6 months working from a beach in the Bahamas …… you’re going to fit in here!
You may want to » READ THIS « before continuing …it may explain a few things about this site in general!
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This site—complete with its chaotic spelling, grammar blunders, questionable layout, and blog posts that defy all logic—is everything a ‘successful’ blog shouldn’t be. And that’s where you come in: I need all the help I can get!
Once I turn this masterpiece into a global brand and rake in £10,000 a month, I’ll reward my loyal supporters in a way they’ll never forget. (something liked a signed picture from my dog)
Thanks a bunch for your support!
Latest Old Tosh From Me
WARNING: This site has been known to cause a change in your cosmic outlook.
We recommend you prepare yourself mentally and if possible be sitting down.
Side effects may include even more moaning, letting out a sarcastic chuckle, and the possible onset of “Pins and Needles” in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long!